Pros & Cons of My Brain

An exercise in micro-blogging.

Pros:

  • Tells me funny things, like, one time, I saw a lady walking two golden retrievers, but my brain let me believe for two seconds that they were kangaroos.

Cons:

  • Tells me that I’m telling people about my sexual assault for my own personal gain, never specifies what that gain would actually be, and then doubles down on the initial criticism.

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